ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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