the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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