Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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