she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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