considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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