i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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