Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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