The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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