watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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