I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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