I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Small penises have feelings too.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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