I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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