she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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