How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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