you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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