At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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