If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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