Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
if i can run in heels then i can drive
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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