i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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