i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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