So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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