eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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