I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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