I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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