Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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