Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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