we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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