do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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