if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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