oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
YAS. BRING CRAB.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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