do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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