I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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