Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I would ride that face into the sunset
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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