Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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