Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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