i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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