Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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