listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
this beer tastes like vomit already
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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