so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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