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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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