Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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