Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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