I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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