Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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