I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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