they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You coming home soon, man?
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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