I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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