She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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