your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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