Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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